<Floris> derek
<Floris> i dont want to make out with you
<Mephis[Laptop]> want to make out with me floris?

huh??! :eek:
place your bets on what was floris's answer :p

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Sorry for the late reply
I was making out with mephisteus

Rofl! Yup, we all know thats what you do in your free time :P

That must be why you took the day off again lol.

Sorry for the late reply
I was making out with mephisteus
I am getting a little frightened.

Sorry for the late reply
I was making out with mephisteus

WHAT? YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME? :mad::mad:

WHAT? YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME? :mad::mad:
hehe we are revealing some serious details each and every hour that passes :)

Oh man :P
Whatever floats your boat, Floris.

hehe we are revealing some serious details each and every hour that passes :)

We could make a reality TV show and get rich :D

We could make a reality TV show and get rich :D
I have an HDV camera and editing suite. :)

We could make a reality TV show and get rich :D
Drama, drama, drama; that's all you need.
Now all we need to add is a statement like...

"FLORIS IS DEREK'S FATHER!"

And boom, a hot new reality tv series. vB in NL.

Starring..
Floris - the evil genius (slash) father
Derek - professional toplist publisher (erm.. evil toplist publisher?)
Anthony - a homely looking butcher, in the middle of robot city!?
Robert - trapped in a cage in Floris's room. (?? i dunno, had to think of something)
Some Beautiful Women (slash) Alien creatures
Adb - Super glued to a computer mouse, unable to put out a fire in Floris's kitchen.
Chroder - Running from everyone, but is actually trapped in a spoonful of Cheerios.
Master Blaster

"Seven Men Enter, no men leave."
Rated R. for sexual violence, poor acting, and everyone's lack of a good haircut. cheerios? what?! are f'ing kiddin' me?!

How did you know I made a Toplist hack? lol.

How did you know I made a Toplist hack? lol.
Hahahahahahahaha

Oh yes..hmm.
And also, Master Blaster and his brother Kurt Russel go against Derek in a lightsaber fight.

check it out.
o/ *get out of my way derek* \o *no*
o/ o/ *kurt! you're here from your very important movie* \o
*yes i am master blaster*
*use the force*...

o/\o\o *oh no, attacked from both of my sides AHHH* *scary sci-fi sounds*

o* o. *easy as cheese brother* ox *dead*

Eww, haha, sorry Derek. I guess "you've been voted off". :D

Cool, I guess that means I'm no longer in the movie. Sweet! :)

Drama, drama, drama; that's all you need.
Now all we need to add is a statement like...

"FLORIS IS DEREK'S FATHER!"

And boom, a hot new reality tv series. vB in NL.

Starring..
Floris - the evil genius (slash) father
Derek - professional toplist publisher (erm.. evil toplist publisher?)
Anthony - a homely looking butcher, in the middle of robot city!?
Robert - trapped in a cage in Floris's room. (?? i dunno, had to think of something)
Some Beautiful Women (slash) Alien creatures
Adb - Super glued to a computer mouse, unable to put out a fire in Floris's kitchen.
Chroder - Running from everyone, but is actually trapped in a spoonful of Cheerios.
Master Blaster

"Seven Men Enter, no men leave."
Rated R. for sexual violence, poor acting, and everyone's lack of a good haircut. cheerios? what?! are f'ing kiddin' me?!I love the synopsis.

But why do I always end up in a cage?

Though it does add some drama. Will Adb be able to free himself from the mouse in time put out the kitchen fire before Robert is burnt to a crisp? :confused:

Does Floris only have one love child? :eek:

Cool, I guess that means I'm no longer in the movie. Sweet! :)

...And no money for ya! :D

Oh man, we last left our deary hero's ..beery hero's? whatever. we last left everyone as they stood..

Floris - the evil genius (slash) father
Derek - professional toplist publisher (erm.. evil toplist publisher?)
Anthony - a homely looking butcher, in the middle of robot city!?
Robert - trapped in a cage in Floris's room. (?? i dunno, had to think of something)
Some Beautiful Women (slash) Alien creatures
Adb - Super glued to a computer mouse, unable to put out a fire in Floris's kitchen.
Chroder - Running from everyone, but is actually trapped in a spoonful of Cheerios.
Master Blaster
Kurt Russel
The next scene..
THe KITCHEn DISASTEr
robert: why do I always end up in a cage?
*flaming trash and debree kill a turtle randomly crossing the area*
robert: holy sh*t!! THAT TURLTLE JUST DIED!!!
robert: i wish i wasn't alone..
Floris: you aren't. this is my evil plan. the fire, the turtle, the cage! and erm..THE FIRE!! *lol*
robert: but i thought you loved me and xhtml.
Floris: i do.. but evil isn't evil without a fire, a turtle dying, a CAGE, and uh.. A FIRE!!
robert: oh yes.. right. hmmm. well. isn't this ackward.
Floris: yeah.. well.. i can't let you burn, it's too hard on my back.
robert: so I'm free?! *cheers from a dubbed audience track from Bob Saget's AFV tv-series*
Floris: NO!.. i'll just put the fire out... YOU'RE STILL MINE!!
adb: will you help me get unstuck?? i've been asking for like three hours now dude..
Floris: is patients not something you have? this is clearly important man..I'M EVIL BITCH!
back in the tunnel under Floris's home.
*chroder running in a spoonful of cheerios?*
chroder: help me.. god help me!!
kurt russell: is he still running.
masterblaster: yeah, but the milk will soon dry up. better refresh him.
*kr poors more milk on chroder*
kurt russell: nice.
masterblaster: all that lightsaber action has given me ADHD. let's play ps2.
kurt russell: aww man.. i'd like to...but there is this important movie and..
masterblaster: important movie?! don't give me that sh*t. you haven't made an important movie in your entire life, what makes me think that you have some good work to do? you're like a dried up milk carton. now get your arse over here and play some madden f*cker.
dun dun DUNNN
in the next episode.
will Robert finally be released from captivity?
will Floris feed his cat instead of unsticking adb?
find out, in episode two!

Teh noes :(. I'm not in it anymore :(

Hey, it's reality, not playtime at Mama's house.

Rofl!!!!!!

@ Anthony: VERY, VERY funny. :D

who's the evil neighbor? we must have an evil neighbor!

CowZelda, you are now the evil neighbor since you don't have a part :P

haha me going evil and will terrorise the hot shots :gator:

CowZelda, you are now the evil neighbor since you don't have a part :P Well done Derek, you have learnt the first rule of film. If you get fired by the director as an a actor, become a producer, fire the director and then choose your own actors.

Though traditionally you should go for a 20 something hot blonde with large personalities.