Floris
1st September 2005, 09:36 PM
[20:19] <!Mephisteus> Weakest Link
[20:19] <!Mephisteus> Just heard this answer on The Weakest Link... laughed so much I almost thought the show *should* be allowed to stay on air:
[20:19] <!Mephisteus> ANNE: What force is responsible for keeping the earth, the moon and the planets in the solar system?
[20:19] <!Mephisteus> LISA (genius): Delta force?
[20:19] <!Mephisteus> ANNE: Incorrect.
[20:19] <!Mephisteus> Delta force??? That's either too many Chuck Norris films for you or an education in a non-science cultist school...
[20:19] <!Mephisteus> Some people scare you with their ignorance.
[20:21] <!Floris> :D
[20:21] <!Floris> Zelda Plasma Shield with pluton radiation .. is OBVIOUSLY the right answer.
[20:21] <!Floris> ;)
[20:27] <!Mephisteus> :)
[20:27] <%Deus> :)
[20:28] <!Floris> Sorry, I must not lie.
[20:28] <!Floris> It are of course the Inertial Compensators.
[20:29] <!Floris> These are like dampers, in other words best explained perhaps gravitic devices which act invisibly on every particle in the earth's habitable volume. They apply force equal and opposite to the effect of inertia due to the earth's acceleration at any given moment.
[20:30] <!Floris> The force compensation adjusts in realtime to match the changing accelerations of the environment.
[20:33] <!Floris> And must be equal, as for being not equal it will cause instant rupture of molecules, cells and alike. Causing for example humans to be squashed against the atmosphere (implode inverse) or the earth itself. The former is most exciting to watch. Though no on film as that wasn't available when the aliens build the pyramids what's now known as Egypt. (Ignoring they were able but couldn't leave any evidence).
[20:33] <!Floris> Proving this theory is simple. Throw yourself through the atmosphere .. you will return back to earth.
[20:33] <!Floris> And
[20:33] <!Floris> Any outside to inside acceleration from the universe to earth can penetrate but will burn before hitting earth.
[20:34] <!Floris> Delta Shield.. omg, so off.
Humanoids are so ignorant.
[20:19] <!Mephisteus> Just heard this answer on The Weakest Link... laughed so much I almost thought the show *should* be allowed to stay on air:
[20:19] <!Mephisteus> ANNE: What force is responsible for keeping the earth, the moon and the planets in the solar system?
[20:19] <!Mephisteus> LISA (genius): Delta force?
[20:19] <!Mephisteus> ANNE: Incorrect.
[20:19] <!Mephisteus> Delta force??? That's either too many Chuck Norris films for you or an education in a non-science cultist school...
[20:19] <!Mephisteus> Some people scare you with their ignorance.
[20:21] <!Floris> :D
[20:21] <!Floris> Zelda Plasma Shield with pluton radiation .. is OBVIOUSLY the right answer.
[20:21] <!Floris> ;)
[20:27] <!Mephisteus> :)
[20:27] <%Deus> :)
[20:28] <!Floris> Sorry, I must not lie.
[20:28] <!Floris> It are of course the Inertial Compensators.
[20:29] <!Floris> These are like dampers, in other words best explained perhaps gravitic devices which act invisibly on every particle in the earth's habitable volume. They apply force equal and opposite to the effect of inertia due to the earth's acceleration at any given moment.
[20:30] <!Floris> The force compensation adjusts in realtime to match the changing accelerations of the environment.
[20:33] <!Floris> And must be equal, as for being not equal it will cause instant rupture of molecules, cells and alike. Causing for example humans to be squashed against the atmosphere (implode inverse) or the earth itself. The former is most exciting to watch. Though no on film as that wasn't available when the aliens build the pyramids what's now known as Egypt. (Ignoring they were able but couldn't leave any evidence).
[20:33] <!Floris> Proving this theory is simple. Throw yourself through the atmosphere .. you will return back to earth.
[20:33] <!Floris> And
[20:33] <!Floris> Any outside to inside acceleration from the universe to earth can penetrate but will burn before hitting earth.
[20:34] <!Floris> Delta Shield.. omg, so off.
Humanoids are so ignorant.